Reminder for the Match Play Final-with Payout totals

[Wookie]

Final Event will be held on Dec. 21 2008 at Redan. It will be a MATCH PLAY event so figure out who you need to challenge to set yourself up for the brackets. As always it will be a seeded tournament with your tag number being where you end up in the bracket. There will probably be some prelim rounds for the Am's to get the bracket numbers to work out so be prepared to possibly wait a bit to start. If you have been to one of my events before you already know this.

Sign up 7:30 to 9:00
Players Meeting 9:15
Start Match Play 9:30 or so

I think this is the shortest day of the year so we will be moving quick to play and I will not be stopping until the final match is done. Be ready!!! It's also the first official day of Winter so be prepared for that too!!!

Payout

1st 40 % Pro-$51.04 Am-$107.18
2nd 30% Pro-$38.28 Am-$80.39
3rd 20% Pro-$25.52 Am-$53.59
4th 10% Pro-$12.76 Am-$26.80

I know this looks one sided but the Ams sold twice as many tags as the Pros.

[Carl Wms]

Forecast for Redan, GA
Sunday 21

Partly Cloudy / Wind
Partly Cloudy / Wind High
56°F
Low
22°F
Precip: 10%

Wind: W
at 22 mph
UV Index: 2 Low
Humidity: 56%

Sunrise: 7:38 AM
Sunset: 5:33 PM

Windy with a mix of sun and clouds. Highs in the mid 50s and lows in the low 20s.

[VERMIN]

Thanks for the weather report Carl....But you are in no way a suitable replacement for Dagmar.

[htorbit]

There is nothing like Dagmar!!!!!!!!!

[richardhead]

What is it with Dagmar? The regular guys are always hyping her up. I finally saw her last night for the first time and wasn't impressed at all.

[Carl Wms]

What is it with Dagmar? The regular guys are always hyping her up. I finally saw her last night for the first time and wasn't impressed at all.

Stare at a photo of Kirk Mellish first, then tune in Dagmar.

[VERMIN]

Hot Weather Chick on TV

http://www.cbs46.com/weather/13437271/detail.html#

Dagmar Midcap = Yummy!

[Carl Wms]

22°F and Wind: W at 22 mph

I predict a winner with a high fat/blubber content.

[Can't Hit Open Putts]

You obviously saw her on a night when she wasn't accentuating her assets in front of the blue screen with something low cut!

[VERMIN]

22°F and Wind: W at 22 mph

I predict a winner with a high fat/blubber content.

VERMINATOR!!!!!!

[Carl Wms]

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER SECRET POEMS
http://www.chortler.com/images/arnie2.jpg


Blowing in the Wind

How much flab
Can one man have
Before they start calling him
A girlie-man?
The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.

Riga (1995)

Rainbow

Lovely is the rainbow
Its arch hanging
Like the pose
Of well-developed arms
The colors shining
Like the lights off
A well-oiled contestant
Yet tender and gentle
Like loose, flaccid
Limp, languid
Flab.

Seoul (1991)

Winter Is Cold

The chill
Of winter is upon us.
Rendering
Even the breasts
Of girlie men
Hard

St. Petersburg (1985)

[maximus]

Dagmar is nothing compared to my favorite meteorologist from SW Florida, Sabrina "FINE" is hard to not watch when its weather time.

http://www.fox4now.com/Global/story.asp ... u563_7_1_6

And on the actual topic, my weather report says its gonna be raining and in the 40's, see yall there, bringing #2AM, who wants it?!

[richardhead]

So they let chicks with Down Syndrome do the weather report in SW Florida? That's awfully considerate of them.

[Wookie]

Top post updated with payout totals. Hope to see yall tomorrow.

[jonp]

Top post updated with payout totals. Hope to see yall tomorrow.

Top post says Dec 21. Tomorrow is Dec 20. You hoping to see us for casual rounds tomorrow?

[Wookie]

I AM A DUMBASS!! I lost a day in my mind somewhere and thought all week that today was the 20th. The event is Sunday but I have to go out of town that day so P-Nut Paul will be running all the action. He helped me last year and will have all the brackets and payout tomorrow!!! Again please forgive my stupidity for not being able to read a calander and good luck to everyone.

Thanks for pointing me in the right direction Plotky!

[Laserman]

Just a minor timing change since I am subbing for Wookie as TD. Signup will start at 8:30, not 7:30. You can still come and warm up as early as you want but i won't be there until 8:30 for sign-ups. Players meeting remains the same at 9:15. Start time also remains 9:30.

ANYONE WHO HAS NOT CHECKED IN BY 9:15 WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE - NO PHONE CALLS, NO HORN HONKS FROM THE PARKING LOT - NO EXCEPTIONS. DO NOT BE LATE OR YOU WILL NOT PLAY.

GOOD LUCK to everybody - see you in the morning.
Pnut

[Carl Wms]

I think Adam Couch won the AM action.
Who ended up winning the PRO action?

[VERMIN]

Am's
1. Couch
2. Double D (he cheated and used voodoo on me to beat me in the semi's)
3. Vermin
4. Pnut

Pro's
??

[brim]

Not sure of the tag numbers but:

1. Ritger - 1
2. Freddie Mac - 3
3. Nate - 6
4. Brim - 10
5. Moose
6. Gomez
7. Woody

[VERMIN]

Definitely paid to show up - thanks to all that donated

[Redan Randy]

I think Adam Couch won the AM action.

It's Adam Toll, i don't know where this "couch" name came from, he is now "Quagmire"! giggity, giggity!! You can't tell me he doesn't look like him.

[Wookie]

He told me once that Couch was a nickname.

Glad ya'll had fun. How many came out to play? Next year I will try and move it up to a warmer weather weekend.

[VERMIN]

He told me once that Couch was a nickname.
Glad ya'll had fun. How many came out to play? Next year I will try and move it up to a warmer weather weekend.

I thought it was just Couch as well.

His nickname now is - AM Winner !!! - however, I do like Quagmire

[JPZ]

Couch/Adam!!! Way to go man!!!!

[Moose]

for those of you who missed Clunck's face when he came 25 minutes late and we teased him and told him we voted and he couldn't play.......it was worth the price of 10 bag tags.

[Clunck]

Nice ones guys, hell Randy had me steaming 15 min. before that telling me the brackets were made and the TD would not let me in.

Merry Christmas to all of y'all too!!

[VERMIN]

Merry Christmas to all of y'all too!!

I am offended

[couch]

Thanks dicks. I hate all of you. Just kidding. Only Clunk and Randy. The rest of you are cool.

[Redan Randy]

giggity,giggity!!